Ode to Pic Pic

"Ummm, hello. Does anyone else see this pink monkey sitting next to me?"

"Maybe if I close my eyes real tight it will go away...."

"No such luck."

"Yes, I know my shirt says I love you. So?"

"psst Mommy. This monkey stinks."

"Whoa buddy - get off me!"

"Hahahaha, my Daddy did WHAT in college?"

"Oh ok. Nice to finally meet you too Monkey. Too bad we have to leave you in St. Louis this weekend...."

"Here's something to remember me by!"